A fly turned into a superstar for a day when he was spotted in Donald Trump’s hair during a rally. “The funny thing was that he was talking about security issues when I dropped in” said the fly, now dead from natural causes. “Life is short but it was wild ride” he was quoted as […]
‘Spinning’ Turkey Point nuclear reactor’s problems
What’s the answer to the Turkey Point nuclear reactor’s problems? The answer is ‘spinning’ To some, spinning is like walking on an airport moving sidewalk backwards. It doesn’t feel like you’re making any progress; almost like trying to reach a compromise with the tea party. It’s also a lot like Congress; there’s a lot of […]
And does it taste like chicken?
China’s foreign ministry has denied reports that Chinese food companies are canning human flesh and selling it in Africa as corned beef. “I’m sure people can tell the difference between corned beef and human flesh. Humans aren’t that salty” said Juang Diang Doo, a representative of the Committee to Export Flesh not from Humans. The […]
Trump speaks for himself
The familiar voice was confident, even cocky; the cadence clearly sounded like Trump. The man on the phone vigorously defending Donald Trump purported to be a media spokesman named John Miller, but then says, “I’m sort of new here,” and “I’m somebody that he knows and I think somebody that he trusts and likes” and […]