An open letter to our friends in Mexico from the people of the United States We’d like to apologize for the rhetoric out of Washington, but let’s face it; every country has their own personalities to deal with. You have ‘El Chapo’, Russia has Putin and we have Trump. We all know what we’re talking […]
Presidential audiences to bolster un-employment
CBS News confirmed reports that President Trump brought a studio audience to his visit with the CIA last Saturday. Authorities are also pushing back against the perception that the CIA workforce was cheering for the president. They say the first three rows in front of the Presidential audience were largely made up of ‘supporters’ of […]
Is this the ‘new math’?
Is it the new math? “There’s no way to quantify crowd numbers” Kellyanne Conway, senior counter, Trump administration. Crowd estimations can vary from person to person depending on who’s counting. Despite aerial photography evidence to the contrary, Sean Spicer, Presidential Press Secretary, told reporters that Trump’s inaugural crowd was “The biggest ever.” Trump himself, at […]
We Shall Over Comb
The president erect will tote two bibles to his inauguration because when the first one bursts into flame they’ll have a back-up. “It happened once before at a deposition and I’m not taking any chances” he said, “Just stand back when I repeat the words to the best of my ability”. At his press conference […]