New health plan gets off the ground

Republicans have added an old friend as an add-on to their new health care bill; Jack Kevorkian, the deceased euthanasia activist. “All the youth in Asia support Jack”, said SCROTUS, “So how bad could he be? It’ll be the best health plan ever and it doesn’t matter if you Don’t Know Jack, trust us. In […]

Is the smart phone our new ‘drug’ of choice?

Question: What is your ‘drug’ of choice? A, Caffeine. B, Alcohol. C Your cell phone. Don’t get antsy, we’ll provide the answer soon. Imagine: You’re sitting at your favorite restaurant, out on the town with your companion, and you’re gazing into each other’s eyes after a glass of fine wine and maybe wondering why you […]