There are so many ways for us to get together on social media and sometimes those on the cutting edge of despotic behavior get their chance too. Some of the following is taken from a popular business sharing web site: Be great at what you do. Get started, it’s free! Do you want to be… Linkedin?

“Are you following Vladimir Putin? Or more to the point, is he following you?”

Congratulate Vladimir on being nominated for the prestigious ‘Despots of the Century’ organization. The Russian leader, through his PR agency, announced he is “pleased” by his newest ‘election’ and will “stop at nothing” to insure his place among the top despots of the century.

Latest accomplishments: The bombing campaign against anyone on the ground in Syria. “We want to prove to the United States that they aren’t the only ones who can fail in the Middle East.”

Putin’s win in a rigged system was “Brilliant” said LinkedIn member, North Korea’s Kim Jon Un, “Short guys make great dictators. My people don’t have the time to see this post. They’re still trying to eat every other day.”

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“Putin’s latest ‘election’ to the Presidency while a constitutionally mandated term limit, made him select his successor who then stepped down while Putin became prime Minister and once again President, was a brilliant and truly despotic maneuver. We should try it”. Donald Trump

The extended family of Pol Pot, a Cambodian dictator who killed almost 2 million in his country during the infamous Killing Fields cheered Putin’s win but cautioned, “He’s got a long way to go to reach the heights of a Bashar Al Assad or a Moammar Qaddafi. We wish him well.”

A recent update on Putin’s Linkedin profile shows thousands who enjoy electricity have viewed his profile in the last 15 days (And he knows all their names)