The Pakistani city where Osama Bin Laden was found and killed by US Special Forces is building an amusement park in the hope of boosting tourism. Tourism officials say the park will have no link to the deceased al-Qaeda leader except that it will be located on Osama Bin-Laden Street on the banks of the Osama River and across the street from the Bin-Laden Supermarket.
Abbottabad is seen by officials as potentially a big tourist draw.
Once they get over the lack of running water, no sanitation facilities and the random gun-fire, they’re ready to build. They’ve already got a rock wall. It’s called the Himalayan foothills. The plan is to market the destination as ‘Abbotta ‘Not So’ Bad! “Sneak in for a day, stay for life!”
The last ‘tourism’ influx occurred when a cab driver with three passengers from Islamabad had a glitch in his GPS and went north instead of south.
At the present, tourism in Pakistan is as popular as an impacted wisdom tooth however Ali Pashwaki, Pakistani tourism official, says “Aside from that pesky U.S. State Department warning to not go there, it’s really quite lovely. We’re conveniently located west of Nathiagali, south of Ayubia and east of Naran .”
The current top two tourist destinations of ‘Ambush Town’ and ‘Hellfire to the Infidels shopping village’ are quaint spots to stop and when the amusement park is built, we’ll have three.”
Who would they ask for help? Disney! It may be the largest overhaul in 45 years since Goofy saw an orthodontist for his overbite.
What type of ‘Disney’ rides and attractions will there be?
On Mr Toad’s Wild ride you would be blindfolded when you got on and taken to a remote location where you would be subject to random interrogation by ‘tourism’ officials.
Pirates of the ‘Carrabian Sea’ includes real pirates, you’ll be issued weapons.
‘Space Mountain would be transformed into simply ‘Mountain’ since there are so many of them. You’ll get directions to the nearest mountain and you’ll walk to the top. This ride has no lines.
The most popular destination in the park is slated to be the camel tents where the camel races, camel wrestling and camel weddings take place.
The traditional folk dancing harkens back to the days when getting out of the way of the camels was an art form.
The Paragliding Club will not be one of the attractions for the possibility of being mistaken for drones and shot down.