Palin in a Trump administration? calling all comedy writers!

In a July interview Donald trump said he’d love to have Sarah Palin in his cabinet. “I’d love that,” Trump said. “Because she really is somebody that knows what’s happening and she’s a special person.” (True quote)

In a bid to burnish the bona-fides that elude her whenever she opens her mouth, Sarah Palin said she would desire a position in a Trump administration. “I’d like to be the Secretary of Energy.” (True quote)

Palin said, “Energy is something I know. I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby. Do you remember ‘drill baby drill’? That was me.”

She went on to say “I’m full of energy. As the Energy Secretary I could show America just how energetic I am. I could make people see how a good breakfast helps to give us enough energy to make it all the way to lunch whether you’re hunting moose or just grocery shopping. Oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the earth for mankind’s use instead of us relying on unfriendly foreign nations, for us to import their resources.” (True quote)

Palin says she’d serve as trump’s Energy department secretary, though it might be short term employment. “If I were head of that, I’d get rid of it” she said (True quote)

“Just like my Governorship” (No, I made that one up)

Palin attacked the media for questioning Donald Trump about his knowledge of the Bible (Said it was his favorite book) Om Facebook she noted WTH (What the hell) LAMESTREAM MEDIA! STAY OUT OF MY BIBLE.”

They had no business asking him his favorite passage. The Bible is a big long book with a lot of old words and passages some of which are not well known, so how could he remember? It was a gotcha question and I ought to know.

By the way “Speak American” (Yes, another true quote.)

Scrapping for attention, here she is!
Scrapping for attention, here she is!