As an `expert in their field' for corporate functions, I have been called upon to portray many types of people in various situations. This character is Boris Chernyenko of Russia who spoke at the International Cruise Ship Recipe Competition as the emissary from Stolichnaya Vodka. After presenting the culinary award he started rambling about the old country and how Russia invented TV. He loved the old shows like `Little Dacha on the Prairie' `Gilligan's Gulag' and Chernobyl 9-0-2-Uh Oh!